EAT SHIT

witchy woman

i like to picture black sabbath blasting in the background

VOCALIST OF THE YEAR

Well, I don't really want to brag but i do really want to give my self a big pat on the back for this. I mean Time magazine? Me? its like finally all of this hard work is really paying off. I'm getting all misty eyed thinking about it. These are probably flying off the shelves so pick one up while you still can!

Let there be ROCK

GONE BAD is playing december 17th at the cake shop with
GIRLFRIENDS
BUGS IN THE DARK
and
THE PLUSHIES
its gonna rule. so if you want to have an evening filled with sweat drugs and rock n roll then you should probably come to this.

I queefed..........I KNOW

Stick to the Classics

I recently found this polaroid of a huge snow dick my best friend and i made in high school. we made it right outside her mom's kitchen window so when you put on the outside light it lit up our artwork for all to see.
more importantly im glad my love for dick jokes hasn't changed since i was a teen.

When you gotta go you GOTTA GO

i was walking down fulton st and just HAD to take a shit. I mean what's a girl to do, run to the bathroom? Please. I've got more important things to do.